Ten Commandments, etc.

[StanN]

COWS
> Is it not amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada
> almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the
> state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But
> they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
> our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
>
> CONSTITUTION
> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
> we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
> it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
>
> TEN COMMANDMENTS
> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
> Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
> Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
> lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work
> environment.
>
> And Last but not least.....
> George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .
> "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson
> and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but
> they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in
> the yard, and haul her *** off to jail."

[johnb]

Hey Stan, did you hear the one about the old man that walked into a bar sat down next to the only woman in the place and opened with the best pickup line ever?

"Do I come here often?"