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Looks like both Brent and Harold have made the number 1 list in this weeks Cary News
.....that is of course #1 on the top of the Mayors sh^t list!
Nice articles guys, I can't wait for the reply!
Rono
johnb
07-21-2005, 09:40 AM
I demand a seat at the table.
Brent
07-21-2005, 12:10 PM
I call 'em like I see 'em, good and bad.
I do hope there is a response; that will help to keep this issue in the voters' minds for the upcoming election.
And John, please feel free to take this chair right at the head of the table! :wink:
John, I believe that you and I both are on this same list. The ranking of who is on top just fluctuates with the pressure we apply. Generally, we all mostly apply the same pressure, (the power or voltage if you will). This pressure is generally a normal constant. Just like 120 volts of pressure is a constant to a normal household electrical receptacle, (always there, but not always used.) The pressure (voltage) is there in the political arena until something needs to be energized.
Once something, like a device, say a radio is plugged in, (equate the radio to the Mayor, CTC, or name your favorite target) it begins the flow of power down the wires from our pressure / voltage People are the voltage, the pressure if you will, in politics
It does need to be understood that the flow of such power is determined by the radio. (once again the Mayor, CTC, or name your favorite target.) And the radio will try to consume as much power as it needs under normal circumstances. Its only restrictions are regulated by the wires (the wires are the laws, rules, media etc. anything that regulates / restricts power flow.) Us, down the wires, to the “radio” energized!
During this course of being energized, two things can happen. One is, if the radio consumes too much power, the wires between the pressure (us) and the device get hot. The hotter the wires get between the source of our pressure and the radio, the more danger of fire, shock explosion and even death. The radio might really be blasting loud as it consumes more power, but something eventually will give.
The other thing that can happen is an increase in voltage or pressure if you will. Apply 240 volts to something that is only designed for 120 volts and the radio will not feel the heat for very long. It will simply be a small puff of smoke and then not be heard at all, It then need to just get to the hidden repair shop for repair and upgrading.
So too much pressure results in explosion. But up the pressure to 130 or 140 volts and the radio may in fact make a little more noise. It is all in knowing where to set the voltage regulator for optimum performance.
The person who is #1 on the sh^t list is the current person who has set the regulator the best.
After doing this I will have to improvise and save this for the next electrical theory 101 class I teach!
Now class, put Brent’s face on your pressure (breaker) panel source and Jack Smith’s face on your device (vacuum cleaner). If you hold the hose against the carpet and restrict the air flow, is Jack sucking more or less? If you reverse the hose and don’t restrict the air flow, how much hot air will he blow? When is he consuming the most power? (BTW the answer is when he is blowing hot air!) And don’t forget there is a dirt bag inside!
Rono
dhyatt
07-21-2005, 01:39 PM
If you hold the hose against the carpet and restrict the air flow, is Jack sucking more or less?
Sounds like a campaign slogon to me :-)
Vote Jack Smith
He Sucks Less!
Might work in his district race, but I don't know if that would be a wise choice say in the other district race!
Rono
kellyc
07-21-2005, 01:44 PM
Ya'll ARE WAY to perverted for my innocent eyes..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
Ya'll ARE WAY to perverted for my innocent eyes..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
that coming from the girl who "drives topless" and thinks all the Cary PD is a bunch of hotties?
ya......ok. :wink:
It is amazing what interesting thought that a vacuum cleaner can provide. It’s not just for house keeping any more!
…..and now, back to the most recent blow up at the CTC….
Rono
Thanks DonH
I have not had this good of a laugh in a while!
Rono
johnb
07-21-2005, 02:03 PM
Ron,
Smoke pouring from the critters ears......it's what I live for.
John
kellyc
07-21-2005, 02:10 PM
they aren't all hotties, just a few of them. But the Cary PD has been usurped by the Myrtle Beach PD officers....Oh wow oh wow oh wow....They all wear shorts and show off their legs! My poor innocent eyes will never be the same!
kellyc
07-21-2005, 02:14 PM
It is amazing what interesting thought that a vacuum cleaner can provide. It’s not just for house keeping any more!
…..and now, back to the most recent blow up at the CTC….
Rono
Upright Vacuums or Canister Vacuums?
nope - ShopVac. That thing REALLY sucks!
For those of you who are new or may need a refresher, Kelly's explaination of Hottie's
Well since you asked..
Hotties (good looking guys) fall into one of 3 categories....Hottie, Oh My Hottie, and kick *** hottie.
A hottie is someone that is of good looks and just catches my eye. Often time men in uniform just instantly fall into this category (like a cop). Also a nice fitting suit can make just about any guy a hottie. Emphasis is on the nice fitting part.
An oh my hottie, is going to get me to stop what I am doing to watch him. This guy from Sex and the City falls into this category for me.
http://www.hbo.com/city/cast/character/aidan_shaw.shtml . So they would be like a 5 on the hottie scale.
A kick *** hottie not only will get me to stop what I am doing to watch him, but also gets me to keep my eye on him until I cant see him anymore. My hubby fits in this category. So does this guy from Sex and the City.
http://www.hbo.com/city/cast/character/jack_berger.shtml Both of these guys are 10's on a 5 point hottie scale.
But one thing to keep in mind...a personality has as big of an impact on the hottie scale as looks. A bad personality will cause a kick *** hottie to become a turd, where as a really great personality can make a hottie a kick *** hottie?
How's that for an explanation? Minds are spinning I am sure.
Kelly
nope - ShopVac. That thing REALLY sucks!
...yep...even sucks fluids!
Rono
swallows them fluids right up for no mess at all!
ShopVac, one powerful machine!
Rono
kellyc
07-21-2005, 02:23 PM
nope - ShopVac. That thing REALLY sucks!
...yep...even sucks fluids!
Rono
Ha! Just be sure you use a filter....dont want any everlasting gifts!
kellyc
07-21-2005, 02:25 PM
swallows them fluids right up for no mess at all!
ShopVac, one powerful machine!
Rono
Rono
You are SUCH a dirty old man. Okay I like you again, but Hyatt wants to know about the hand held vacuums?....He says with todays technology they are becoming much more powerful!
Okay I like you again
WOW
Debate serious political issues and become hated. Get called a dirty old man and get liked again.
Women! (now I know why I have been divorce twice)…..I just can not figure them out!
Typical dumb man I guess….Just like the rest, nine months of my life trying to get out and the rest trying to get back in.
Seriously Kelly, thanks As the sticker my 88 year old mother in law wears around says
IYQ2!
Rono
kellyc
07-21-2005, 02:48 PM
Women! (now I know why I have been divorce twice)…..I just can not figure them out!
Typical dumb man I guess….Just like the rest, nine months of my life trying to get out and the rest trying to get back in.
Seriously Kelly, thanks As the sticker my 88 year old mother in law wears around says
IYQ2!
Rono
I dont know that we will ever let you figure us out. It would take all the fun away. And let me just add...you GUYS are 10 times more complicated than us women.
but Hyatt wants to know about the hand held vacuums
The hand held is a preference of many because, as I understand it, they usually ends up nine months later as a cordless therefore they are harmless tools of the trade. But as I understand it (I don't do the vacuum thing) the big difference is that the full size does not cause a mess but can cause some heartburn if used filterless, because some of the stuff may spit out the sides, while with the hand held, if things break loose, there is ususlly quite a bit of clean up involved!
In proportion to how they both suck, The hand-held I have heard of don’t suck much well, but the do vibrate a lot to make up for it. In the end the results are usually worked out!
But I am really no expert on this, I just know the power part of it. So I must say, IMHO, that it always goes to the one that sucks the best. I think most guy’s will agree with me on this one. You ladies may have other tastes or feelings about it.
Hope this helps you understand where I am pointed on the subject
Rono
Rono
**** you Hyatt, see what you started :D
dhyatt
07-21-2005, 03:06 PM
**** you Hyatt, see what you started :D
Please don't disturb me. I'm busy calculating my penance for this atrocity.
Please don't disturb me. I'm busy calculating my penance for this atrocity.
penance.....confession of sin, repentance and submission to the satisfaction imposed.
I think YOU have had a satisfaction imposed alright!....as to submitting to it? How about instigating it! As to the words " "and submission to the satisfaction imposed, I, IMHO think that the words "of the voluntary satisfaction I exposed" needs to be inserted there.
Maybe you need the Holy Water ttreatment. Is this something that can be used after using the hand held vacuum as well?
Reminds me of a joke about true confession.
A long line of nuns were waiting to get through the pearly gates into heaven. St. Peter was asking each of them a question. Being nuns, he questioned if they had ever been near the male part of a mans anatomy.
The first num confessed she had touched one with her hand one time
St. Peter told her to say 3 Hail Mary’s and to wash her hands in holy water in the bowl next to him
The second num confessed that her lips had touched one once.
St. Peter told her to say 3 Hail Mary’s and wash her lips with holy water in the bowl next to him
All of a sudden there was a commotion at the back of the line and a nun from the back came barging to the front of the line
Whoa whoa, what is the problem sister, St. Peter asked?
This nun replied, I need to see you first before Sister Ann sticks her butt in that water.
Rono
johnb
07-21-2005, 03:38 PM
You are so going to hell Ron.
Wuptdo
07-21-2005, 04:17 PM
JohnB wrote:
You are so going to hell Ron.
Having just watched the newly release movie, Constantine with Keanu Reeves (twice), I'm back up to speed on my Catholic Dogma.
Ron, if you know that your "number is being called," just ask for absolution from a Priest, and bingo, ready for the Pearly Gates. Please note: you have to ask for it! As an insurance policy, you may want to visit your Peacher every couple of months. :wink:
Wuptdo :D
kellyc
07-21-2005, 04:30 PM
**** you Hyatt, see what you started :D
Please don't disturb me. I'm busy calculating my penance for this atrocity.
I think the innocent should calculate the penance...and that would be me! hmmmmmm.....
dhyatt
07-21-2005, 04:32 PM
**** you Hyatt, see what you started :D
Please don't disturb me. I'm busy calculating my penance for this atrocity.
I think the innocent should calculate the penance...and that would be me! hmmmmmm.....
Now that's a very scary thought...
kellyc
07-21-2005, 04:34 PM
Yeah it should be...Im thinking 2 hours of looking at naked pictures of Hilary and Bill Clinton should work.
given the subject matter that has been discussed, Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky nude should be the penance
....and I just typed a google search so I would get Monica's name spelled right and the top of the list (because I spelled Lewinsky with a "i" not a "y" the first sight that came up was "bill clinton and monica lewinski nude!"
...I include no link...do the google yourself if your interested!
Rono
johnb
07-21-2005, 05:16 PM
We used to tell this one in Catholic grade school....I had a big fat penguin as a teacher in the 8th grade, she taught my father in the 8th grade also. She only got meaner as the years wore on and she had to put up with more and more brats.
Q: What's black and brown and white and rolls all over the ground?
A: A nun and a seagull fighting for a carp.
I have no idea why we repeated it or why I remember it. But I can say that Sr. Joe Louis did not find the joke humorous in the least.
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