dhyatt
04-19-2004, 09:33 AM
Simple review: The worst movie I've seen in a very long time. Gratuitous stretches of non-stop vulgar language (more "f" words than developers meeting with Lang), ridiculous (but not funny) stereotypes, worthless boring plot, and dialogue that served only to make your head hurt. I was tempted to leave 15 mins into the film but stuck it out figuring it had to get better because it had TOMHANKS!!! and the N&O gave it FOURSTARS!!! - it didn't get getter. It did, however, manage to get worse. Unless you're interested in finding a new low with which to compare other bad movies, save your money and your time and skip it - forever. It's not even worth the cost in electricity to power your TV, much less the cost of seeing it a theater.