A Woman's Life Cycle

[dhyatt]

A Woman's Life Cycle... (I'll probably catch grief for this...)
Courtesy of Rono!!!
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What is the difference between girls/woman
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?


http://carypolitics.org/images/humor/ATT1.jpg At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

http://carypolitics.org/images/humor/ATT2.gifAt 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

http://carypolitics.org/images/humor/ATT3.gifAt 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

http://carypolitics.org/images/humor/ATT4.jpgAt 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

http://carypolitics.org/images/humor/ATT5.gifAt 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

http://carypolitics.org/images/humor/ATT6.gifAt 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

http://carypolitics.org/images/humor/ATT7.jpgAt 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

http://carypolitics.org/images/humor/ATT8.jpgAt 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???

[Wuptdo]

Wup, Sr., sent this to me:
Subject: Retirement might not be what it's cracked up to be

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes
harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they
were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.. Some are
oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Ron......Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife,
Julie.

When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Julie to
get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that
we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to
show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time
she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.
I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me
when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill
at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked
grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not
unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do
what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say
that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during
her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile
and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three
days. That way she won't have to rush so much.
I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt
her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong
points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She
had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try
not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big,
cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.. And, as
long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Julie.
I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy.
Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible!
Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.

However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of
your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was
well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other...
Signed,
Ron

EDITOR'S NOTE: Ron died suddenly on October 3rd. He was found with a
Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II rammed up his butt, with
only 2 inches of grip showing.
His wife Julie was arrested, but the all-woman Grand Jury accepted her
defense that he accidentally sat down on it very suddenly.

Wuptdo :lol:

[Tonya]

You guys really like livin' on the edge, don't you?

:D

[Wuptdo]

http://girlspoke.com/wp-content/photos/bloggirls.jpg

8O 8O :-D

Wuptdo B-)

[DarylB]

http://carypolitics.org/images/funny_pictures_Marriage.jpg

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Note from admin: I know great art when I see it and this certainly qualified but since I don't want anyone getting in trouble at work, I thought I should blur the message...

[Dharma]

She may be a Goddess in pictures but what's up with all the husbands?

Model Christie Brinkley separates from fourth husband Updated 7/12/2006 9:57 AM

Brinkley and her fourth husband, Peter Cooke, have one daughter together. She has two other children from her previous marriages.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Supermodel Christie Brinkley and her fourth husband, Peter Cooke, have separated, her publicist said Tuesday.
"Yes, it's true. The couple has separated," publicist Elliot Mintz said in a statement.

They married in 1996 and have a daughter.

Brinkley, 52, was previously married to Frenchman Jean-Fran Ecois Allaux, singer Billy Joel and developer Richard Taubman.

She and Joel have a daughter, and she and Taubman have a son.

"Her immediate concern is for her children, and she's hoping during this obviously difficult time that people will be kind enough to respect her privacy," Mintz said.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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[Wuptdo]

Her face tells it all; she is not a very happy woman, or a real good plastic surgeon. After four husbands, it might be time to be looking on the girls side of the gym for a little love.

K.D. Lang perhaps?

Wuptdo B-)

[Wuptdo]

An old PSA for men only (your Tube):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYJG6QhCpmI

Wuptdo :-D

[Wuptdo]

A very interesting video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFPGa0pKyTg&eurl=

So what is real beauty these days? Thank goodness, we have America's Top Model to watch and see how the young ladies are transformed into models.

Wuptdo B-)

[Wuptdo]

BBC America -- funny stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ&NR=1

The more things change, the more they stay the same! :wink:

[Wuptdo]

Local Barbies (http://www.city-data.com/forum/raleigh-durham-chapel-hill-cary/43201-triangle-area-limited-edition-barbies-cary.html)

Need to figure a way to make this into a match game.

[Wuptdo]

An opportunity to go back and re-live your college/early years:

Miss Bimbo (http://www.missbimbo.com/)

I'm sure Miss Fem-nazis is just in development.