kellyc
09-22-2005, 09:09 AM
Mattel Inc. Announces The Release Today of Models of Limited Edition
Barbie Dolls for the North Carolina Market: (Found on a Friend's Blog)
Wake Forest Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Hecht's. She
comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and
a cookie cutter house. Options include tummy tuck, face-lift,
greenhouse and a workaholic Ken.
Cary Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus
SUV or Chrysler minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time
occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately. Optional matching gym outfit. Choose from Mormon or
Catholic.
Lumberton Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm
handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels
and tinted windows and a Meth Lab Ken. Also available in a Mexican
version.
Chapel Hill Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW
sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and
shallow Ken.
Fayetteville Barbie: This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two
sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light
and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can
kick Ken's butt when she's drunk. A pickup is available with
Confederate flag bumper stickers.
Goldsboro Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has
not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with
no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase
your beer-gutted, hollow gold-chain-wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is
dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no
fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with
assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a
white barely there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is
bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD player equipped
with Bon Jovi, rusty old Ford pick up.
Charlotte & Raleigh Barbie: This True Blonde shops exclusively in Saks
Fifth Avenue. She drives her Land Rover (sold separately). She has an
MBA from Duke but has never worked outside the home. Her child stroller
is bigger than your house and her tennis trophies are discreetly hidden
behind CEO Ken's golf trophies. She knows enough Spanish to talk with
the nanny; Tagalog to speak to the cook; and Chinese, Vietnamese and
Korean, to talk with the gardener, house painter, and housekeeper
respectively. She is a lifelong member of the Junior League and her
home is featured in Architectural Digest. Her dirty little secret??
She's a closet Republican.
Dutchman Downs Barbie: A consultant recommended to incorporate it into the Cary
Barbie Doll. It's still under review by Admin Hyatt.
New Hill Barbie: Comes with a donated toilet from other Barbies that it cant use. Glows in the dark.
They are working on developing a "Durham Barbie", but she keeps getting
shot.
Barbie Dolls for the North Carolina Market: (Found on a Friend's Blog)
Wake Forest Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Hecht's. She
comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and
a cookie cutter house. Options include tummy tuck, face-lift,
greenhouse and a workaholic Ken.
Cary Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus
SUV or Chrysler minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time
occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately. Optional matching gym outfit. Choose from Mormon or
Catholic.
Lumberton Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm
handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels
and tinted windows and a Meth Lab Ken. Also available in a Mexican
version.
Chapel Hill Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW
sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and
shallow Ken.
Fayetteville Barbie: This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two
sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light
and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can
kick Ken's butt when she's drunk. A pickup is available with
Confederate flag bumper stickers.
Goldsboro Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has
not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with
no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase
your beer-gutted, hollow gold-chain-wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is
dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no
fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with
assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a
white barely there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is
bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD player equipped
with Bon Jovi, rusty old Ford pick up.
Charlotte & Raleigh Barbie: This True Blonde shops exclusively in Saks
Fifth Avenue. She drives her Land Rover (sold separately). She has an
MBA from Duke but has never worked outside the home. Her child stroller
is bigger than your house and her tennis trophies are discreetly hidden
behind CEO Ken's golf trophies. She knows enough Spanish to talk with
the nanny; Tagalog to speak to the cook; and Chinese, Vietnamese and
Korean, to talk with the gardener, house painter, and housekeeper
respectively. She is a lifelong member of the Junior League and her
home is featured in Architectural Digest. Her dirty little secret??
She's a closet Republican.
Dutchman Downs Barbie: A consultant recommended to incorporate it into the Cary
Barbie Doll. It's still under review by Admin Hyatt.
New Hill Barbie: Comes with a donated toilet from other Barbies that it cant use. Glows in the dark.
They are working on developing a "Durham Barbie", but she keeps getting
shot.