dhyatt
01-03-2006, 10:30 AM
In this issue:
"Mayor McDasherAndDancer then called the public hearings to order, stating, 'It's public hearing time, also known as Jack's Nap Time'. Please approach the podium and try to dodge the spitballs that Ms. Robison and Ms. Robinson are shooting. State your name so we can make fun of it, and when you're done, print your credit card number on a gift certificate provided by the Town Clerk. We will give a prize to the speaker who makes their remarks very brief but still strongly hints that Staff lied to them. It will be a major award. If the light turns red, you'll know that you didn't win.”
Get this and more in the latest edition of:
The Cary Politics News! Vol 3 Issue 6 (http://carypolitics.org/CaryPolitics_News_Vol_3_Issue_6.pdf)
"Mayor McDasherAndDancer then called the public hearings to order, stating, 'It's public hearing time, also known as Jack's Nap Time'. Please approach the podium and try to dodge the spitballs that Ms. Robison and Ms. Robinson are shooting. State your name so we can make fun of it, and when you're done, print your credit card number on a gift certificate provided by the Town Clerk. We will give a prize to the speaker who makes their remarks very brief but still strongly hints that Staff lied to them. It will be a major award. If the light turns red, you'll know that you didn't win.”
Get this and more in the latest edition of:
The Cary Politics News! Vol 3 Issue 6 (http://carypolitics.org/CaryPolitics_News_Vol_3_Issue_6.pdf)