On A Lighter Note!

[Gracie]

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[Dharma]

Nice kitty! :-D :-D

[Gracie]

8-O

[Wuptdo]

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Johansson Happy With Her Curvy Figure!

So am I.

Wuptdo :wink:

[DarylB]

And still even lighter....

Panda bites man, man bites him back Wed Sep 20, 7:41 AM ET



BEIJING - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal's back, state media said Wednesday.


Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before visiting Gu Gu the panda on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.

"He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand," and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.

The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said. Zhang got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.

"I bit the fellow in the back," Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. "Its skin was quite thick."

Other tourists yelled for a zookeeper, who got the panda under control by spraying it with water, reports said. Zhang was hospitalized.

Newspaper photographs showed Zhang lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages and a seam of stitches running down his leg.

The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang as saying that he had seen pandas on television and "they seemed to get along well with people."

"No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. "I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."

Ye Mingxia, a spokeswoman for the Beijing Zoo, confirmed the incident happened but would not give any details. She said Gu Gu was "healthy."

"We're not considering punishing him now," Ye said in a telephone interview. "He's suffered quite a bit of shock."

[Wuptdo]

Ok, I figured out why Dharma isn't posting today. :wink: :wink:

Dharma is Found! (http://cpac.org/)

Wuptdo :D

[DarylB]

Ok, I figured out why Dharma isn't posting today. :wink: :wink:

Dharma is Found! (http://cpac.org/)

Wuptdo :D

With such an event taking place, you can almost envision her level of libosterone ebbing away as we speak..... CPAC must be like LIBERAL KRYPTONITE.... but I hear she secretly registered as a Diamond level participant! 8O

2007 INVITED SPEAKERS


Vice President Dick Cheney - Sean Hannity - Senator Mitch McConnell - Ann Coulter - Tom Delay - Michelle Malkin - David Horowitz - Congressman Mike Pence - Newt Gingrich - Phyllis Schlafly - Wayne LaPierre - and many more!

[Wuptdo]

At least the urber-socialist at the NandO haven't infected the sports section with their disease, unless of course, you are a NCState fan. :roll: :roll:

Check it out, especially that last few seconds:

http://www.newsobserver.com/1235/story/548156.html

:-D :-D :-D

Wuptdo B-)

[Wuptdo]

Summertime Fun! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeRn9y2qIfQ)

:-D :-D :wink:

Wuptdo B-)

[Wuptdo]

So what would be your name if you were are real "player?"

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

I was given: "Master Pimp Michael Clinton"

Works for me! :D

Wuptdo B-)

[Wuptdo]

The Pagans are pissed! (http://news.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,30000-1275554,.html)

As usual, liberals on the left, conservatives on the right. :roll:

Wuptdo B-)

[Wuptdo]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295917,00.html

The headline say it all:
Apple iPhone Owners Outraged by Huge Price Cut
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/ssim121.gif

:roll: :roll:

Patience is a virtue.

Wuptdo B-)

[Wuptdo]

Well, at long last, found some folks willing to write about one of the great mysterious of the universe:

Why do women stop having sex after marriage? (http://www.topix.net/forum/topstories/THNB5QB5KU83GO5MA)

Amazing what you can learn on the internet these days.

Wuptdo B-)

[editor_andy]

Doesn't matter what side of the political spectrum you're on...pokes a bit of fun at Bush, but its just hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY

[Wuptdo]

If CP'ers were gamers as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCTXGW3sxQ&mode=related&search=

there are two more in the series.

Wuptdo B-)

[chaboard]

eorge Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids

to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

?

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans

don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that

they will continue after recess .

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?

Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?

?

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his

name.

"Little Johnnie" he responds.

"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans

don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the F ..... happened to Stanley?"

[Wuptdo]

Someone e-mailed this to me and said if was very funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhBQxbxAcLg

I really didn't get it, but enjoy.

(You know your getting old when you don't understand the comedy on SNL. Knock,Knock. Who's there? "Landshark!" Who? "Candy-gram." Oh, ok!)

Wuptdo B-)

[DarylB]

https://secure.donationreport.com/upload/images/mccain/mccain_fleece_donate.jpg

I received this offering in an emailing from the McCain campaign soliciting funds, and I had to ask myself the question, should I choose to take their offer, does that now mean I've been officially "Fleeced by McCain"?

[Wuptdo]

Oh geez, a good laugh of the day:

I think it is a great idea for Governor Easley to enlist the aid of our children to help manage the drought.

Maybe he can get them to help manage the Department of Transportation, the mental health system and the State Highway Patrol too.

Tom Faircloth
Cary


http://www.newsobserver.com/opinion/letters/story/1025842.html

Someone invite this gentlemen to CP.

Wouldn't it be great if Gov. "Tax Hike" Mike & Mayor "Build Up" Meeker, enlisted the help of the builder/development community to help with the drought as well??

[Wuptdo]

A little clip from last night's SouthPark:

The Day the Internet Stood Still (http://gawker.com/380877/south-park-the-day-the-internet-stood-still?autoplay=true)

The last 20 seconds was the best, imho.
:cheers:

[Dharma]

A little clip from last night's SouthPark:

The Day the Internet Stood Still (http://gawker.com/380877/south-park-the-day-the-internet-stood-still?autoplay=true)

The last 20 seconds was the best, imho.
:cheers:


Wow Randy. Oops.
I mean Wup!
Is that what it's like at your house?