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1) My ex is ...
2) Maybe I should ...
3) I love ...
4) I don't understand ...
5) I lost ....
6) People say that I'm ...
7) People are ...
8) Love is ...
9) Somewhere, someone is...
10) I always ...
11) Forever is ...
12) I never want to ...
13) I think the current President is ...
14) When I wake up in the morning I...
15) When life gives u lemons....
16) My past ...
17) I get annoyed when ...
18) I wish ...
19) My dog is...
20) Tomorrow i am ...
21) I have low tolerance for ...
22) If I had a million dollars I would ...
23) My future...
dhyatt
06-30-2006, 12:56 AM
1) My ex is ... non-existant.
2) Maybe I should ... go to bed.
3) I love ... my wife and kids.
4) I don't understand ... pessimists.
5) I lost .... a pair of expensive Oakleys.
6) People say that I'm ... short and balding.
7) People are ... right about that.
8) Love is ... knowing when to shutup.
9) Somewhere, someone is ... dying alone and that's too bad.
10) I always ... wanted to be the first man on Mars.
11) Forever is ... not worth waiting for.
12) I never want to ... get mentally incapacitated.
13) I think the current President is ... holding up well under enormous pressure.
14) When I wake up in the morning I ... fix a cup of coffee and check CP.
15) When life gives u lemons .... see how much they'll fetch on eBay.
16) My past ... has taught me well.
17) I get annoyed when ... people assume the worst and have to be convinced otherwise.
18) I wish ... I had enough financial freedom to *really* stir things up.
19) My <strike>dog is</strike> dogs are ... small, yappy, and loveable.
20) Tomorrow I am ... going to buy my wife flowers just for the hell of it.
21) I have low tolerance for ... prejudice and stupidity.
22) If I had a million dollars I would ... invest 1/2, save 1/4 for a Cary Mayoral race, and blow 1/4 on toys.
23) My future ... is bright. I have a plan and I know God isn't finished with me yet.
Very Nice Don Hyatt!
I hope others will answer as well.
Rono
Dharma
06-30-2006, 12:28 PM
1) My ex is ...ex what? I have no exes. I was a virgin when I got married. :-D
2) Maybe I should ... die my hair. Maybe I should move somehwere..mayb I'll go so far they'll all lose track. Me, I won't look back...I'll be fine and dandy...like a hard candy Christmas...
-Dolly Parton.
3) I love ... life.
4) I don't understand ... frog licking. Who does that...and who did it for the first time?
5) I lost .... my car keys. Story of my life.
6) People say that I'm ... moody.
7) People are ...funner than monkeys. :(|)
Love is ... what it's all about.
9) Somewhere, someone is... on Candid Camera!
10) I always ... get up in the morning.
11) Forever is ... a long time.
12) I never want to ... be on Fear Factor.
13) I think the current President is ... Dick Cheney.
14) When I wake up in the morning I... open my eyes.
15) When life gives u lemons.... make a martini!
16) My past ... made me who I am today (as did chocolate). :P
17) I get annoyed when ...there are too many questions to answer.
18) I wish ... I'd win the lottery, have an incredibly content rest of my life and be loved by those who matter.
19) My dogs are....big, hairly, lovable, fun as can be, mischeivous, happy, fat, droolers and love me unconditionally. I wish everybody was a dog.
20) Tomorrow i am ... going to run 5 miles, study for 5 hours and make those who matter happy to have me in their lives.
21) I have low tolerance for ...censorship. :grin:
22) If I had a million dollars I would ... by myself a truck. Can't get that song out of my head. If I had a million dollars, I would invest for my own retirement and enjoy that I no longer have to worry about spending $20.00.
23) My future...is so bright I hafta wear shades. Not really. I look at it with trepidation right now - which is odd because I never looked at it that way before.
Brent
06-30-2006, 12:33 PM
1) My ex is ... non-existent (right, Laurie? :wink: )
2) Maybe I should ... not post my answers to this questionnaire.
3) I love ... my wife, kids, parents, family, in-laws.
4) I don't understand ... why Rono posted this questionnaire.
5) I lost .... my patience, my temper and my sanity.
6) People say that I'm ... the life of the party 'cause I tell a joke or two (oh, wait, that's Smokey Robinson :-D ).
7) People are ... apathetic
8 ) Love is ... thicker than water.
9) Somewhere, someone is... praying.
10) I always ... try to avoid absolutes such as "always" and "never".
11) Forever is ... a very long time.
12) I never want to ... drop my guard when encountering absolutes such as "never" or "always"
13) I think the current President is ... George W. Bush.
14) When I wake up in the morning I... have to pee. :lol: :lol:
15) When life gives u lemons.... find some limes and make 7-Up.
16) My past ... is over and done with.
17) I get annoyed when ... people lie.
18 ) I wish ... we could all just get along.
19) My dog is... no longer with us. :(
20) Tomorrow i am ... going to enjoy the start of a long weekend celebrating this nation's independence.
21) I have low tolerance for ... BS.
22) If I had a million dollars I would ... see how much good I could do with it.
23) My future... is in God's hands.
Not sure I want people knowing my most intimate secrets, but here goes:
1) My ex is ... N/A
2) Maybe I should ... write a book.
3) I love ... most outdoor activities and family.
4) I don't understand ... apathy.
5) I lost .... my dream to play professional football (years ago).
6) People say that I'm ... a great dad. Well, my kids do and that is what matters most.
7) People are ... fickle.
Love is ... shown by actions not words.
9) Somewhere, someone is... doing something great for America.
10) I always ... attempt to find the good in people.
11) Forever is ... irrelevant on the planet earth.
12) I never want to ... scuba dive among sharks, especially Great Whites!
13) I think the current President is ... a good man overall, but is confused on what is important to most Americans.
14) When I wake up in the morning I... look out my window to see if those pesky deer are eating my apples again.
15) When life gives u lemons.... buck up and accept it like a man/woman.
16) My past ... is filed in my memory bank.
17) I get annoyed when ... I hear about people torturing defenseless children and animals.
1 I wish ... there were no such thing as child illness.
19) My dog is... a border collie named Max.
20) Tomorrow i am ... probably going to do something that could have waited until the day after tomorrow.
21) I have low tolerance for ... procrastinators and mosquitos.
22) If I had a million dollars I would ... probably split it between my children.
23) My future... is not predestined.
visitor
06-30-2006, 03:00 PM
dark, dark humor... straight from somewhere in Cary...
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1) My ex is ... buried in New Hill.
2) Maybe I should ... crap on New Hill.
3) I love ... the smell of the sewage treatment plant in New Hill.
4) I don't understand ... people that don't like crapping on New Hill.
5) I lost .... the desire to crap anywhere but on New Hill.
6) People say that I'm ... happiest when crapping on New Hill.
7) People are ... either New Hill crappers or New Hill crappees.
8 ) Love is ... better when consumated away from New Hill.
9) Somewhere, someone is... wishing they could crap on New Hill.
10) I always ... wipe.
11) Forever is ... the life span of the poop in New Hill if Shearon Harris starts glowing.
12) I never want to ... crap anywhere but New Hill.
13) I think the current President is ... ready to take a dump on New Hill.
14) When I wake up in the morning I... thank God for the RIGHT as an American to crap on New Hill.
15) When life gives u lemons.... flip off that guy in the Porsche and thank him for allowing us all crap on New Hill.
16) My past ... was sad, no crapping on New Hill.
17) I get annoyed when ... people in New Hill object to being crapped on.
18 ) I wish ... they would Celebrate the Poop!
19) My dog is... looking forward to crapping on New Hill.
20) Tomorrow i am ... going to New Hill to pinch one.
21) I have low tolerance for ... people in New Hill that object to crap.
22) If I had a million dollars I would ... sculpt giant turds for placement all around New Hill.
23) My future... will be contemplated on my throne while crapping on New Hill.
Okay Rono, we filled out your questionnaire, now when do we get a reading on our personality afflictions? 8-O
DarylB
07-01-2006, 02:31 AM
1) My ex is ... Paid dutifully each month for time served
2) Maybe I should ... give Dharma a break ...NOT!
3) I love ... seafood
4) I don't understand ... ingratitude, especially for the greatness of the country we are blessed to live in
5) I lost ....my mind, in San Franciso.... OK, so the song says something different, but that's how I see it!
6) People say that I'm ... a little opinionated
7) People are ... smart enough to know better, and dumb enough to do it anyway
8) Love is ... worth waiting for, and once found, to be appreciated and protected with every fiber of your being
9) Somewhere, someone is... scheming up another tax, and thinking up ways to get me to pay it
10) I always ... see the cup at least three fourths full, and sometimes more. I know I can and do make a difference, and that makes all the difference.
11) Forever is ... a pretty empty promise if you don't believe in it, and a pretty fulfilling anticipation if you do
12) I never want to ... lose the ability to take care of myself, or to be responsible for my own actions
13) I think the current President is ... smart enough to be taken too lightly, and that takes a lot of intellligence
14) When I wake up in the morning I... scratch, shave, and use John Crappers best invention, then I wash my hands and brush my teeth
15) When life gives u lemons....add some alcohol, and really let them see what a lemon can do
16) My past ... is past, and I really don't have a lot of regrets. I have a good life, and the past is what got me here
17) I get annoyed when ...my work (and/or my contribution) isn't appreciated
18) I wish ...I could fly
19) My dogs are... big, goofy, and inseparable bags of fur that love me no matter what
20) Tomorrow i am ... sleeping in
21) I have low tolerance for ... people who scheme and dream of more ways to get their hand in my pocket for stuff I (we) don't need
22) If I had a million dollars I would ... not change one damned thing, other than get my kayak sooner
23) My future... is what I make of it, and I plan to make a lot of it
Okay Rono, we filled out your questionnaire, now when do we get a reading on our personality afflictions?
No catch...just thought it was an interesting thing to post. It is interesting how people react differently to it. But for the most part, things like this usually bring out the best in all of us
(unless your crapping on New Hill :wink: )
Rono
1) My ex is ... probably still angry with me
2) Maybe I should ...become a republican..NOT!
3) I love ... life
4) I don't understand ... why some people do not try to get along
5) I lost ....my fear of death when I almost died
6) People say that I'm ... a good speaker
7) People are ... what you make of them
Love is ... giving more to others than they can give to you
9) Somewhere, someone is... praying for me
10) I always ... enjoy good conversation
11) Forever is ... My Salvation
12) I never want to ...be thought of as a user of people
13) I think the current President is ... worse than most people think.
14) When I wake up in the morning I... must have at least one cup of coffee
15) When life gives u lemons....keep trying to get the roses
16) My past ... is my experience for my future
17) I get annoyed when ... people attack others instead of the issue at hand
1 I wish ... for the best
19) My dog is...the most expensive dog I have ever owned (12K and still rising)...but also the best and smartest I have ever had.
20) Tomorrow I am ... still away from home, but one day closer to being home
21) I have low tolerance for ... people who do not listen with an open mind
22) If I had a million dollars I would ... stay mostly the same as I am, invest most of it, and help someone in need
23) My future...is what God wants it to be
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