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dhyatt
02-22-2007, 10:23 AM
If you blink you'll probably miss the biggest hoot at tonight's CTC meeting. Under 'Consent Agenda' for the Planning and Development Committee is Item 3.7 Future Town Wide Development Regulations (PL07-024 (http://www.townofcary.org/pd/pl07-024.htm))

You'll find 5 different topics that staff has been asked to look at but my personal favorite has to be:



Topic: Anti-monotony standards

Issue: Council has raised concerns regarding the aesthetics of monotony among residential units along a street. This usually occurs when tract builders offer a limited number of housing models to choose from, therefore constructing subdivisions where many of the units side-by-side look identical. Several jurisdictions throughout the nation have adopted anti-monotony regulations, which include regulations such as requiring like models to be separated by a different model, or require residential units to differ from one another by providing a variety of options including, but not limited to wall or siding materials, architectural style, roof type or shape, window and door orientation.

I'm all for varied architecture, especially when it's beige, but I have to wonder if this is something that should be legislated. I just don't get it... Builders will fight impact fees like crazy, yet voluntarily hand out plasma TV's, cover closing costs, contribute to local charities etc.. etc... (stating that these costs aren't passed on to the homebuyer which is B.S.) yet they evidently put up with this nonsense.

Tonya
02-22-2007, 10:52 AM
How ironic--monotony standards in Cary, the Capitol of Beige.

Irony--an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
Irony--the incongruity of an idea or event

DarylB
02-22-2007, 11:13 AM
The Town of Cary trying to establish anti-monotony standards is like Holstein cattle getting together to pick a new pattern......

http://k43.pbase.com/v3/48/107648/1/45611512.HolsteinRanch4.jpg

Personally, I think it would be a real hoot for everybody attending the meeting tonight to wear Holstein tee-shirts, and when they get to this part of the agenda, all start mooing......Watch Ernie go nuts....

Wuptdo
02-22-2007, 11:21 AM
What the Frack! Is this the same town council that only a few weeks ago, rejected a development because the color scheme was pastels? What the heck is going on. Is this an election year or something?

"We're Cary, we like beige" - Jack Smith

So many other priorities, and they are wasting time on this! Geez.......

Wuptdo B-)

DarylB
02-22-2007, 12:16 PM
Maybe, intead of succumbing to the designs of Martha Stewart, they should have gone with Stevie Wonder...
http://www.steviewonder.net/images/the_definitive_collection.jpg

Don
02-22-2007, 12:36 PM
What the Frack! Is this the same town council that only a few weeks ago, rejected a development because the color scheme was pastels

yep


What the heck is going on. Is this an election year or something?

yep

Brent
02-22-2007, 12:49 PM
What the Frack! Is this the same town council that only a few weeks ago, rejected a development because the color scheme was pastels

yep

Yep, indeed. MOREOVER, the council IMPOSED monotony in place of the builder's non-monotonous design before granting its approval.

Cary has imposed the current monotony on the builders. The builders are simply building what staff and council legislated. And now they don't like their own results. Go figure.



What the heck is going on. Is this an election year or something?

yep

Yep indeed. (Easy to imagine being overheard at Town Hall): "The ciitzens are in an uproar over mounting debt, traffic jams, school crisis, 6% annual population growth without commensurate infrastructure, those butt-ugly signs and all the petty politics that's getting in the way of government. What should we do?" "Let's change the subject to brightening up our beige image") :roll:

DarylB
02-22-2007, 01:35 PM
CARY GONE WILD!
http://www.projectrowhouses.org/images/cdc-duplex.jpg

Dharma
02-22-2007, 01:44 PM
Maybe, intead of succumbing to the designs of Martha Stewart, they should have gone with Stevie Wonder...
http://www.steviewonder.net/images/the_definitive_collection.jpg

Now you're being a sexist, Daryl! Don't forget Helen Keller!
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i175/onedharma/hellen.jpg

DarylB
02-22-2007, 01:50 PM
Many find themselves totally dedicated to their work as a means of escape from the monotony at home...

http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~arunk/images/ugrad%20lab_jpg.jpg

Tsuga
11-09-2007, 01:16 PM
"ANTI-MONOTONY", "MONOTONY STANDARDS"... ?? only in Cary I suppose

crepe myrtle, bartlett pear, boxwood, red maple, crepe myrtle, bartlett pear, boxwood, red maple, crepe myrtle, bartlett pear.... asphalt, concrete, asphalt, orange barrel, concrete, orange barrel, flashing sign, pile of dirt, orange barrel