I'm Going to Have Sex With That Fence!!!

[dhyatt]

This was just too funny not to share...
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[JoeCiulla]

pity it wasn't electrified.

[DarylB]

Staying in step with the post at hand.....

http://www.b50v.com/b50vdisplay.asp?categoryId=1&videoId=2494

...however, it may be beaten at the polls by.....

http://www.b50v.com/b50vdisplay.asp?categoryId=1&videoId=2445

[Dharma]

Those crazy people! I read Hyatt's post and thought back to a story I read a few weeks ago....

http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike--&method=full&objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html


ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Jun 24 2007 Exclusive by Billy Paterson

Women 'caught man in act'

A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike.

Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel.

Stewart has denied the accusation, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr.

The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.

Stewart had been living in the Aberley House hostel from October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan, Ayrshire.

He moved after a separate sex complaint to which he has pleaded not guilty at Ayr Sheriff Court.

Unemployed Stewart has now left Aberley House and is living in a flat in the centre of Ayr.

Asked about the claim he was simulating sex with the bike, he said: "You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that.

"It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish."

His solicitor Gerry Tierney said last night: "My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously."

A spokeswoman for the Aberley House hostel for the homeless said: "We cannot comment because of client confidentiality."

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