chaboard
09-26-2008, 12:43 PM
ok, now that he's surrendered on his pledge not to debate unless the bailout happened and renounced that whole suspension of the campaign that never happened......what's next for Hail Mary Johnny?
Slate took a stab at a top 10 list (http://www.slate.com/id/2200927/):
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
7. Sex-change operation.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
4. Learns to use computer.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
Slate took a stab at a top 10 list (http://www.slate.com/id/2200927/):
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
7. Sex-change operation.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
4. Learns to use computer.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.