Animal Control is a Joke!

[dw172]

A few months ago we had a dog roaming the neighborhood. I called animal control. They told me if i could catch it and tie it up they would come and get it! What the H***? Not to long ago a neighbor called about roosters and chickens in our neighborhood and he was told that they do not catch them, because they run and fly! If he knew who they belonged to they would talk to them. I guess unless the animal is dead and not moving they will not come out. Some animal control!

[d4vendel]

Welcome back after being gone from the site for 2 1/2 years.

To whom did you speak with in Animal Control? As the former chair of the Animal Issues Task force, I would be happy to help point you to the right people.

[DarylB]

....As the former chair of the Animal Issues Task force.....

Oh crap, they're gonna round up everybody on CP..... RUN!!!!!
:hello2::snorting::fish::grommit:3:-O:bunny::tweety::reindeer::kermit::duckie::cat:

[chaboard]

Welcome back after being gone from the site for 2 1/2 years.

To whom did you speak with in Animal Control? As the former chair of the Animal Issues Task force, I would be happy to help point you to the right people.

So Dave - we have you to blame for being required to put our cats on leashes?

;)

[dw172]

Unless your cat is really slow, i don't think you have to worry! They only go after the old, slow and dead!

[d4vendel]

Welcome back after being gone from the site for 2 1/2 years.

To whom did you speak with in Animal Control? As the former chair of the Animal Issues Task force, I would be happy to help point you to the right people.

So Dave - we have you to blame for being required to put our cats on leashes?

;)

As a cat owner, let me assure you that the answer to that question is, "No." :lol:

On the other hand, you did not wind up with the government mandating that you must spay or neuter your dogs.

[Don]

Dave,
Who do I call to report avatar theft to? :-)

[chaboard]

Dave,
Who do I call to report avatar theft to? :-)

Have you tried calling the Keystone Cops?

[DarylB]

Dave,
Who do I call to report avatar theft to? :-)

Could you have possibly failed to have your avatar spayed or neutered, and now you're facing the issue of another little avatar? You wouldn't be a "deadbeat avadad", now would you? Sure hope we don't have to endure the embarrassment of one of our leaders being sued for avimony!

Then again... I recommend:

http://www.avatarlegal.com/img/home-main.jpg
http://www.avatarlegal.com/menu-files/empty.gif

[d4vendel]

Dave,
Who do I call to report avatar theft to? :-)

Perhaps you could bring it up through the Committee on Committees on Committees process to begin an investigation.

After all, since that board has not met since December 2008, they need SOMETHING to do. :sleepy2:

[Brent]

Dave,
Who do I call to report avatar theft to? :-)

Avatar Control.

[chaboard]

Dave,
Who do I call to report avatar theft to? :-)

Avatar Control.

Unless the avatar can fly.

[Brent]

Dave,
Who do I call to report avatar theft to? :-)

Avatar Control.

Unless the avatar can fly.

Some people are saying that Avatar Control is a joke!