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dhyatt
07-10-2009, 12:36 PM
Because it's election season and Cary's most influential and seasoned Council member is running for re-election, I thought it might be entertaining to search the web for "Jack Smith" news :-)
Put all things "Jack Smith" here but please include at the top of each post the following:
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.To get the ball rolling, we know Jack's been around awhile so check out this article...
MAKES UNUSUAL PLAY.; Jack Smith Turns In Fluke Golf Shot at Cleveland.
http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9F07E6DA1039E133A25750C0A9619C946395D6CF
ncmitchells
07-10-2009, 01:43 PM
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
I'm pretty sure Jack doesn't work at the Pentagon, but with the kidney issues, he might be qualified to be the head of the clinical & program policy. I can say I respect Jack a lot for sticking out his term on the council despite the kidney/health problems. It shows his committment to the Town of Cary.
Ban on tobacco urged in military
http://www.usatoday.com/news/military/2009-07-09-smoking_N.htm
Jack Smith, head of the Pentagon's office of clinical and program policy, says he will recommend that Gates adopt proposals by a federal study that cites rising tobacco use and higher costs for the Pentagon and Department of Veterans Affairs as reasons for the ban.
d4vendel
07-10-2009, 01:55 PM
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
When not working his kiester off for the citizens of Cary, playing golf, or wokring on a smoking ban for the military, Jack likes to take sports photos for the Associated Press as seen here. (http://www.boltsfromtheblue.com/photos/what-an-nfl-rookie-salary-scale)
CatherineE
07-15-2009, 12:40 PM
Because it's election season and Cary's most influential and seasoned Council member is running for re-election, I thought it might be entertaining to search the web for "Jack Smith" news :-)
Don (H) and Dave, are you two reprising your roles on Jack's campaign? Don are you going to be his campaign manager again? Dave, what's your role going to be this time?
I heard Jack will have a rather large support team this year.
kellyc
07-15-2009, 01:26 PM
I heard Jack will have a rather large support team this year.
Thats good!
d4vendel
07-15-2009, 04:08 PM
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
Jack has taken up Cricket!!
Skipper Jack Smith leads Neston to Cheshire League victory over Macclesfield (http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/cricket/2009/07/14/skipper-jack-smith-leads-neston-to-cheshire-league-victory-over-macclesfield-100252-24148228/)
CatherineE - I have never had an official role in any of Jack's previous campaigns. ;)
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
Jack has taken up Cricket!!
Skipper Jack Smith leads Neston to Cheshire League victory over Macclesfield (http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/cricket/2009/07/14/skipper-jack-smith-leads-neston-to-cheshire-league-victory-over-macclesfield-100252-24148228/)
CatherineE - I have never had an official role in any of Jack's previous campaigns. ;)
Wow, an expert golfer, photographer and cricketeer (?), neighborhood advocate and fiscal conservative - Jack Smith is amazing! He's got my vote! :-)
d4vendel
07-15-2009, 05:29 PM
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
Jack has taken up Cricket!!
Skipper Jack Smith leads Neston to Cheshire League victory over Macclesfield (http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/cricket/2009/07/14/skipper-jack-smith-leads-neston-to-cheshire-league-victory-over-macclesfield-100252-24148228/)
CatherineE - I have never had an official role in any of Jack's previous campaigns. ;)
Wow, an expert golfer, photographer and cricketeer (?), neighborhood advocate and fiscal conservative - Jack Smith is amazing! He's got my vote! :-)
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
And he is trying to get everything straightened out between the Board of Education and the County Commissioners in Calvert County, Maryland!
Board of Education to repay more than $1 million to commissioners (http://www.somdnews.com/stories/07142009/rectop143109_32220.shtml)
Brent
07-16-2009, 07:07 AM
Wow, an expert golfer, photographer and cricketeer (?), neighborhood advocate and fiscal conservative - Jack Smith is amazing! He's got my vote! :-)
Don, I need to explain Cary's districts to you again! :D :lol:
d4vendel
07-16-2009, 07:33 AM
Wow, an expert golfer, photographer and cricketeer (?), neighborhood advocate and fiscal conservative - Jack Smith is amazing! He's got my vote! :-)
Don, I need to explain Cary's districts to you again! :D :lol:
But the lady from ACORN told me she could "fix it." ;)
kellyc
07-16-2009, 08:21 AM
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
Jack Smith played Baseball in 1926 for the Yankees!!!
http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/youngncgal/jsmith.jpg
Icorpse
07-16-2009, 11:48 AM
I tried to lick my elbows and failed....
kellyc
07-16-2009, 12:01 PM
I tried to lick my elbows and failed....
LOL - I think Jack can lick his.
Egghead
07-16-2009, 05:54 PM
I tried to lick my elbows and failed....
LOL - I think Jack can lick his.
Are we still talking about elbows? Way to go, dude.
Don (H) and Dave, are you two reprising your roles on Jack's campaign? Don are you going to be his campaign manager again?
Why no response from Don Hyatt? Should we take your silence as a yes?
dhyatt
07-16-2009, 07:11 PM
I tried to lick my elbows and failed....
LOL - I think Jack can lick his.
Are we still talking about elbows? Way to go, dude.
Don (H) and Dave, are you two reprising your roles on Jack's campaign? Don are you going to be his campaign manager again?
Why no response from Don Hyatt? Should we take your silence as a yes?
I'm a busy man :-)
CatherineE
07-17-2009, 08:48 AM
I tried to lick my elbows and failed....
LOL - I think Jack can lick his.
Are we still talking about elbows? Way to go, dude.
Don (H) and Dave, are you two reprising your roles on Jack's campaign? Don are you going to be his campaign manager again?
Why no response from Don Hyatt? Should we take your silence as a yes?
I'm a busy man :-)
Looks like you won't be too busy with Jack's campaign after all. :)
VVActivist
07-17-2009, 12:45 PM
Guess who filed for District C today - at the last minute as usual?
Chris Telesca
d4vendel
07-17-2009, 01:09 PM
Guess who filed for District C today - at the last minute as usual?
Chris Telesca
Let's keep in mind that we are in the Humor forum here and that "real" comments or observations need to put in the appropriate forum.
VVActivist
07-17-2009, 02:02 PM
Guess who filed for District C today - at the last minute as usual?
Chris Telesca
Let's keep in mind that we are in the Humor forum here and that "real" comments or observations need to put in the appropriate forum.
My post was meant to be humorous - if you consider that the person I was referring to is chronically late to meetings that I have also attended.
d4vendel
07-17-2009, 02:23 PM
Guess who filed for District C today - at the last minute as usual?
Chris Telesca
Let's keep in mind that we are in the Humor forum here and that "real" comments or observations need to put in the appropriate forum.
My post was meant to be humorous - if you consider that the person I was referring to is chronically late to meetings that I have also attended.
Understood. :smile:
Egghead
07-17-2009, 09:46 PM
Guess who filed for District C today - at the last minute as usual?
Chris Telesca
Let's keep in mind that we are in the Humor forum here and that "real" comments or observations need to put in the appropriate forum.
My post was meant to be humorous - if you consider that the person I was referring to is chronically late to meetings that I have also attended.
Sounds like he/she was dragging his/her feet going to those meetings because he/she knew you'd be there! LOL
VVActivist
07-18-2009, 10:32 AM
Guess who filed for District C today - at the last minute as usual?
Chris Telesca
Let's keep in mind that we are in the Humor forum here and that "real" comments or observations need to put in the appropriate forum.
My post was meant to be humorous - if you consider that the person I was referring to is chronically late to meetings that I have also attended.
Sounds like he/she was dragging his/her feet going to those meetings because he/she knew you'd be there! LOL
Nope - he/she does this everywhere even to meetings I don't attend from what attendees report.
Chris Telesca
d4vendel
07-18-2009, 11:04 AM
Nope - he/she does this everywhere even to meetings I don't attend from what attendees report.
Chris Telesca
Move along. Let's keep this on topic. (Wow - that sound weird in the Humor forum!) If you want to talk about how well or poorly someone keeps theirs schedule, this thread is not the place to discuss it.
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
Who knew that Jack had a connection to Skateboard Slalom?
Graying Skateboarders Hope to Revive Slalom (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/18/sports/18skateboard.html)
Or that after retiring from his job as a vending machine mechanic that he turned his attention to woodworking?
Bunk beds, hunting-help fashioned in home shop. (http://www.cnylink.com/cnynews/view_news.php?news_id=1247848609)
d4vendel
07-23-2009, 10:42 AM
The Jack Smith mentioned below is most likely NOT Cary Councilman Jack Smith - unless it's a really good story and there's no way to prove otherwise.
Now Jack is up in PA planning the Lycoming County Fair!
Fair planning takes whole year (http://www.sungazette.com/page/content.detail/id/529702.html?nav=5011)
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