How to stop computer viruses - Geek Humor

[dhyatt]

How to stop computer viruses from spreading...

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[Mark]

When employed as directed condom use will stop 99.9% of viral transmissions over the internet. Possible side effects include slow download times, lost packets and more inefficient routing paths. Also available in larger sizes to accomodate cat5 ethernet and USB connectors. Also try the female coaxial coverage model for superior protection.