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johnb
01-27-2004, 07:16 PM
A snippet from New Hampshire on the eve of the primary vote:

Brent Adams, 37, of Santa Cruz, California, said the Kucinich supporters are "trying to be the change — this is Gandhi, by the way — that we would like to see in the world."

Adams said he's "livin' in a tent, don't have to pay no rent." He wore a multicolored Viking hat with braids hanging from each side. He was standing by the entrance to the event when a man who called himself "Vermin" approached. Vermin wore a ZZ-Top-looking beard, Mad-Max-style shoulder pads, and a long rubber boot for a hat. He said he was running for president on the "time-travel research platform." If elected president, he would fund time-travel research so we could "go back and kill Hitler." As he was standing near Adams, wearing the Viking hat and supporting the candidate who wants to create a Department of Peace so that all the world will learn to live in harmony, a man wearing a Kucinich shirt pointed to "Vermin" handing out literature, and said, "Who would take anything from that idiot?"

dhyatt
01-27-2004, 07:37 PM
I know the current batch is trying to give him a run for his money but I don't anyone can really touch LaRouche. He's about as kooky as it gets and he has a much longer track record of attracting the fringe crowd. I doubt we'll see any of the current batch of "kooks' match his staying power.