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Wuptdo
01-28-2004, 12:32 AM
Hey Folks. Just wanted to share with you one of my favorite places to go in Cary. It is the kind of place were you can cruise the aisle for bargins and maybe find things you may not need, but won't feel guilty about purchasing. Everytime we pull into South Hills Mall I hear collective groans from my family; I view it as a good bonding time. By now, if you haven't guessed the name of this store is:
Northern Tool & Supply Company
Have Fun!
Wuptdo B-)
dhyatt
01-28-2004, 12:53 AM
Hey Folks. Just wanted to share with you one of my favorite places to go in Cary. It is the kind of place were you can cruise the aisle for bargins and maybe find things you may not need, but won't feel guilty about purchasing. Everytime we pull into South Hills Mall I hear collective groans from my family; I view it as a good bonding time. By now, if you haven't guessed the name of this store is:
Northern Tool & Supply Company
Have Fun!
Wuptdo B-)
Hey Wup! We just might have to get together for coffee sometime. Northern is definitely my kind of place :D My last "toy" from there was a 7000 watt tri-power (LN, LP, gas) generator. It rocks 8)
johnb
01-28-2004, 11:30 AM
Stop right there. Is this going to be another of those threads where we learn just a bit "too much" about someone?
SteveG
01-28-2004, 11:39 AM
It seems that a certain industry has co-opted the word "adult" and now we are prone to making certain associations whenever the term is used.
I remember when my wife held up a movie at the video store and exclaimed out loud: "This movie ought to be in the adult section!" This brought on an unexpected level of interest from nearby patrons.
What she was holding was a copy of "Fly Away Home," a movie that in her judgement is of such quality and broad appeal that its placement on the children's rack does not do it justice....
Steve
Brent
01-28-2004, 11:49 AM
I once sent an e-mail about Boy Scouts, with a subject along the lines of the "adult patrol menu" for a weekend campout (our adult leaders function as a "patrol", just like the boys, on outings).
I got a rejection notice from the e-mail service of one of the recipients, letting me know that my e-mail was discarded because the subject contained the word "adult".
I will have to admit, though, that I was curious about Wuptdo telling us about adult toys... :lol:
Northern is definitely a great Toy store. So is Sears if you are ever stranded at the mall shopping with your wife. Just ignore all the clothes and linens and head for Tools and Hardware!
Being in the automotive business, we have three tool venders (Snap On tools, MAC Tools, and Cornwell Tools) come to us once a week. Nothing better than stopping work to see what new tool(s) we can't live without!
Cathy
01-28-2004, 12:58 PM
Northern is definitely a great Toy store. So is Sears if you are ever stranded at the mall shopping with your wife. Just ignore all the clothes and linens and head for Tools and Hardware!
Being in the automotive business, we have three tool venders (Snap On tools, MAC Tools, and Cornwell Tools) come to us once a week. Nothing better than stopping work to see what new tool(s) we can't live without!
Sears has always been my favorite, too. My kids get tired of my Christmas lists always being about some tools that I would like to have. They think I should be more fashion conscious.
Sears has always been my favorite, too. My kids get tired of my Christmas lists always being about some tools that I would like to have. They think I should be more fashion conscious.
Nah!!! That would be boring. Plus you couldn't use the power
tools if you were dressed nice and all. :wink:
My wife used to buy me nice clothes (because I didn't) until they became stained with grease or got paint on them. She quit buying me clothes shortly after she realized that if it doesn't require a tie, I'll probably wear it to work in one time or another. I do have some really fashionable work clothes now though. :wink:
johnb
01-28-2004, 04:27 PM
Come to think of it Steve, I don't think I've ever seen an "adult" section at any video store I've been in Cary.
Does that mean there are no adults here?
Does that mean porn doesn't sell here?
Does that mean Caryites have more sophisticated means of porn delivery?
LOL
SteveG
01-28-2004, 05:00 PM
Come to think of it Steve, I don't think I've ever seen an "adult" section at any video store I've been in Cary.
Does that mean there are no adults here?
Does that mean porn doesn't sell here?
Does that mean Caryites have more sophisticated means of porn delivery?
LOL
It means that those rental shops that do rent porn do a good job of hiding it from those who aren't looking for it.
As somebody who doesn't look for it, I have no idea how many shops rent it. Some of the smaller shops do - there was an "adult" section of the video store located next door to Coyote Cafe'. My wife spotted the sign for the "adults only" entrance to a partitioned section at the back of the store, and decided to take a look for herself. As she walked past the curtain, a couple of men exited in a hurry.
Not knowing what to do, I just stood there, in the ordinary general-audiences area, waiting for what seemed like an eternity for her to return. I couldn't imagine following her in and feeling comfortable looking at anything or even saying anything. After all, my wife sometimes vetos my normal video selections based on how provocative the women on the cover look. If I feel uncomfortable taking a second glance at "Tomb Raider" then I figured there is nothing good that could come from me walking back there.
My wife eventually walked out, rather wide-eyed. I spent the ride home with her explaining that whatever outrageousness sells porn video to its core market is not necessarily what men want or expect from their wives....
dhyatt
01-28-2004, 08:39 PM
Stop right there. Is this going to be another of those threads where we learn just a bit "too much" about someone?
Yes
[snip]
As somebody who doesn't look for it, I have no idea how many shops rent it. Some of the smaller shops do - there was an "adult" section of the video store located next door to Coyote Cafe'. My wife spotted the sign for the "adults only" entrance to a partitioned section at the back of the store, and decided to take a look for herself. As she walked past the curtain, a couple of men exited in a hurry.
Not knowing what to do, I just stood there, in the ordinary general-audiences area, waiting for what seemed like an eternity for her to return. I couldn't imagine following her in and feeling comfortable looking at anything or even saying anything. After all, my wife sometimes vetos my normal video selections based on how provocative the women on the cover look. If I feel uncomfortable taking a second glance at "Tomb Raider" then I figured there is nothing good that could come from me walking back there.
My wife eventually walked out, rather wide-eyed. I spent the ride home with her explaining that whatever outrageousness sells porn video to its core market is not necessarily what men want or expect from their wives....
I'm dying!!! Stop you're killing me!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: **** Steve, so when do we get to meet your mom?
"As somebody who doesn't look for it........"
"is not necessarily what men want or expect from their wives...."
Insert hilarious reply here"________________________________"
just pickin'
Does that mean porn doesn't sell here?
LOL
Nope, the pornographic impact fees in Cary are very high and drove it to our neighboring municipalities. :wink:
Does that mean Caryites have more sophisticated means of porn delivery?
You betcha! :wink:
Cathy
01-28-2004, 09:47 PM
Sears has always been my favorite, too. My kids get tired of my Christmas lists always being about some tools that I would like to have. They think I should be more fashion conscious.
Nah!!! That would be boring. Plus you couldn't use the power
tools if you were dressed nice and all. :wink:
My wife used to buy me nice clothes (because I didn't) until they became stained with grease or got paint on them. She quit buying me clothes shortly after she realized that if it doesn't require a tie, I'll probably wear it to work in one time or another. I do have some really fashionable work clothes now though. :wink:
You're right Don. And I have also ruined too many "nice" clothes and shoes because I'd just start to work on something without changing. I don't have many reasons to get REAL dressed up, and I don't know what I'd do if I suddenly had a job that required it.
Wuptdo
01-29-2004, 12:22 AM
Wow, these threads take on a life of their own. From Tools to adult films.
North American Video has a pretty large selection in their back room. I was amazed to see such a selection in Cary (I was curious :oops: ). The Clerk told me it is what keeps the store in business.
I just found this on the Internet and Amazon.com, and wanted to share with you all. This film was from the innocent days of Adult film when the Mob controlled it. It is considered a classic and now available on DVD. Just looked who starred in this picture back in 1973 (you will be surprised).
http://flesh-gordon.cinephiles.net/
This was the standard for Stag parties in the 70's and early 80's (ok, I had a beta copy). :roll:
Ok, back to Tools. I have my eye on that 2 hp air compressor; just waiting for another 10% off coupon in the paper.
Don - you are luckly that just come to your door. I was just happy when the W.W. Grainger or Dillion Supply rep showed up; they always had neat things.
Tools are cool!
Wuptdo B-)
johnb
01-29-2004, 10:39 AM
Nope, the pornographic impact fees in Cary are very high and drove it to our neighboring municipalities.
I gotta ask..........
How big are those fees?
johnb
01-29-2004, 10:42 AM
Stop right there. Is this going to be another of those threads where we learn just a bit "too much" about someone?
Yes
You know what this thread needs about now?
We need Harold to comment on the topic. 1000 messages later....:)
dhyatt
01-29-2004, 10:45 AM
Harold,
You've been called out to comment on "Adult Toys". I have no response to that.
johnb
01-29-2004, 10:53 AM
The opportunity for a politician/former politician saying something truly regrettable is considerable in this thread. :)
SteveG
01-29-2004, 01:12 PM
The opportunity for a politician/former politician saying something truly regrettable is considerable in this thread. :)
Or future politician. With any luck, if I keep talking long enough I'll say something so regrettable that I'll have no reason to fear being elected to public office, or appointed to be chairman of a commission without even applying to be on it.
-Steve (trying hard to shed his image of reasonableness)
johnb
01-29-2004, 01:26 PM
It's why I'm here Steve. :twisted:
Any comment on the juxtaposition of Don's generator, the adult toy store, and the porn video's?
-Steve (trying hard to shed his image of reasonableness)
try harder. :wink:
The opportunity for a politician/former politician saying something truly regrettable is considerable in this thread. :)
Or future politician. With any luck, if I keep talking long enough I'll say something so regrettable that I'll have no reason to fear being elected to public office, or appointed to be chairman of a commission without even applying to be on it.
-Steve (trying hard to shed his image of reasonableness)
Add one more to the list of possible candidates in 2005 Don.
Nope, the pornographic impact fees in Cary are very high and drove it to our neighboring municipalities.
I gotta ask..........
How big are those fees?
HUGE!!!!! But we all know they aren't real. :wink:
dhyatt
01-29-2004, 01:50 PM
It's why I'm here Steve. :twisted:
Any comment on the juxtaposition of Don's generator, the adult toy store, and the porn video's?
You had to ask...
http://carypolitics.org/northern.htm
johnb
01-29-2004, 02:15 PM
you misspelled northern.....the public skools strike again....
dhyatt
01-29-2004, 02:16 PM
you misspelled northern.....the public skools strike again....
No I didn't. Check again ;-)
johnb
01-29-2004, 02:24 PM
well ain't you the hot potatoe? :)
http://carypolitics.org/northern.htm
They need to offer "Buy two Hooters Girls at regular price and get the third one FREE!"
I'm waiting for Steve to get marked down 70% :wink:
Does he come with bike and kid too? If so, 80% off.
(I have plenty of kids already) :wink:
Karen
01-29-2004, 03:06 PM
Just one question. Do any of the "Steves" on sale come with an "instructional video"??? 8O
Karen :wink:
SteveG
01-29-2004, 03:12 PM
Just one question. Do any of the "Steves" on sale come with an "instructional video"??? 8O
Karen :wink:
You mean my spandex-clad appearances on Bud TV aren't enough?
dhyatt
01-29-2004, 03:14 PM
No - but they do come with a free book on "How to avoid chafing and start riding" O:)
johnb
01-29-2004, 03:19 PM
Just one question. Do any of the "Steves" on sale come with an "instructional video"???
Umm...I may be mistaken but I believe the kid in the pic is proof that the Stever don't need no instructions anymore....
SteveG
01-29-2004, 03:22 PM
Just one question. Do any of the "Steves" on sale come with an "instructional video"???
Umm...I may be mistaken but I believe the kid in the pic is proof that the Stever don't need no instructions anymore....
Actually, those aren't pictures of me, they are other cyclists.
Anybody who really needs a picture of me in my spandex can see me here:
http://newsobserver.com/news/story/2979362p-2730371c.html
Here's another one, although the photographer took so long that I messed up my stationary track stand and had to put my foot down.
http://www.evworld.com/images/goodridge.jpg
-Steve
dhyatt
01-29-2004, 03:38 PM
Just one question. Do any of the "Steves" on sale come with an "instructional video"???
Umm...I may be mistaken but I believe the kid in the pic is proof that the Stever don't need no instructions anymore....
Actually, those aren't pictures of me, they are other cyclists.
Anybody who really needs a picture of me in my spandex can see me here:
http://newsobserver.com/news/story/2979362p-2730371c.html
-Steve
Oh that's just great. Now I'll have to respond to "false advertising", "bait and switch" etc... and after I went to so much trouble to get those pictures
Great, now everyone that ordered a Steve ends up with some made in Taiwan replica of Steve. Thanks Don. 8-O
Karen
01-29-2004, 04:36 PM
Great, now everyone that ordered a Steve ends up with some made in Taiwan replica of Steve. Thanks Don. 8-O
I want my money back!!!! :D
Karen
Karen
01-29-2004, 05:03 PM
Just one question. Do any of the "Steves" on sale come with an "instructional video"???
Umm...I may be mistaken but I believe the kid in the pic is proof that the Stever don't need no instructions anymore....
Maybe not, but sometimes instructions manuals are revised for improved performance. One should always be open minded to new ideas... 8)
Karen (who couldn't resist this one)
SteveG
01-29-2004, 05:47 PM
Maybe not, but sometimes instructions manuals are revised for improved performance. One should always be open minded to new ideas... 8)
Karen (who couldn't resist this one)
This is the most recent set of user instructions I have. It's based on a similar product advertised during episodes of Saturday Night Live:
Happy FUN STEVE!
-only $14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Steve.
Caution: Happy Fun Steve may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Steve Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Steve on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Steve if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Steve begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Steve may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Steve should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Steve, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Steve include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Steve has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Steve.
Happy Fun Steve comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Steve
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Brent
01-29-2004, 05:47 PM
OK, Steve, the cloak of eminent reasonableness is clearly being shed. :lol: Fortunately, in this crowd, it hardly matters. :wink:
Karen
01-29-2004, 05:51 PM
Oh my!!! I'm still laughing!!!! Thanks Steve!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
But I STILL want my money back since I'm not getting an original "Steve"!!!
Karen
I'm dying!!!!! Gotta figure a way to work pedestrian, bicyclist, and happy fun steve into the same P+Z meeting!
johnb
01-29-2004, 07:43 PM
Oh that's just great. Now I'll have to respond to "false advertising", "bait and switch" etc... and
What kinda crowd you trying to attract using Steve in spandex as bait? The Village People?
Brent
01-30-2004, 10:12 AM
I'm dying!!!!! Gotta figure a way to work pedestrian, bicyclist, and happy fun steve into the same P+Z meeting!
Don, I'll work up some text. Steve, you can expect Don and me to discuss pedestrians, bicyclists and happy fun steve (not to mention spandex) at the next P&Z public hearing. :lol:
Brent
01-30-2004, 10:14 AM
What kinda crowd you trying to attract using Steve in spandex as bait? The Village People?
Y-M-C-A!
Wuptdo
12-15-2004, 04:26 PM
I thought I would drag this up from the bottom of the thread pile. This was one of my good intention threads, that shall we say, went a little.....(just read it and you will see what I mean). Some of you newer folks will really get a kick out of this one.
However, on the serious side, Northern Tool & Supply (on the corner of South Hills Mall) is a great place to do a little Christmas shopping for that special person in your life. :D
Wuptdo B-)
Who could forget "Happy, fun, Steve (in Speedos no less)!"
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