Cary Politics News! - Volume 2 Issue 18

[dhyatt]

Developer Gerald “Pave it” Spinner stated that “there was a big to-do because we tried to put a road through a waterfall”. Marla asked if the road would have gone to the park; Spinner responded, “We never wanted this road. No one would approve it, and there were waterfalls. Like Niagara even”. Jennifer said that she had gotten an e-mail from a peasant who was trying to hide, and that was probably going to continue. Julie then asked why the roads were no longer needed...

And so it goes in Cary, where the only thing faster than growth is spin.

Get this and more in the latest edition of:
The Cary Politics News! Vol 2 Issue 18 (http://carypolitics.org/CaryPolitics_News_Vol_2_Issue_18.pdf)

[CPEditor]

Listen, folks, me and my staff have to apologize for the tardiness of this issue. See, we had just finished a 12-pack, or rather, had finished our research, and we were going to send the current issue to press. and guess what we found? We found this old issue jammed up in the presses. We figured it had gone out to the news stands a long time ago, but it turns out that the press operator had passed out and then walked off the job (we heard he got a job with the Town Staff).

Anyway, even though it's late, you can be sure that this issue lives up to the same journalistic standards that you have come to expect from CP News. And we'll try to get the current issue out just as soon as we can hire a new press operator.