Cary Politics News! - Volume 2 Issue 20

[dhyatt]

In this issue:
HOLLY PROCLAIMS LOVE FOR WHALES, MAYOR ADMITS HE’S GOT A THING FOR THEM TOO

"Holly finished by noting that her examples were “ridiculous, just like Staff” and noted in closing that “I brought cookies for the peasants, and we’re not going to share with the Staff or Council, and we’re not going to worry about being impolite by eating right in front of all of you, hahahahahaha”.


Get this and more in the latest edition of:
The Cary Politics News! Vol 2 Issue 20 (http://carypolitics.org/CaryPolitics_News_Vol_2_Issue_20.pdf)

[Laurie]

The pages of my book may all be blank, but it's a hot seller. There's a mustang in the driveway that was paid for by this book..... Wait, no. Brent has reminded me that it was paid for by his book's royalties.

[hollyL]

Correction! The said "love" whale is in fact not an orca as depicated in the smutty picture...but a humpback! Just more lies and deception I say!


http://www.yachtalaska.com/pages/galleries/humpbacks/image/breach4.jpg

[CPEditor]

Listen, Lady #1, we here at CP News don't care how many books you sell, as long as it doesn't affect our newstand or subscription sales of our newspaper.

[CPEditor]

Listen, Lady #2, our motto here in the CP newsroom is "Drink 'til you..." (oh, wait, that's one of our other mottos). Like I was saying, our motto is "If you've got a file photo, use it!" Otherwise, I have to dispatch a photographer, and that involves all of these union rules, plus we've always got all of these investigations going on, and we've got deadlines. Trust me, it's easier to use a file photo. But you can always e-mail me your pictures of whales, or even dolphins for that matter.

[Brent]

Hey, Cpeditor, thanks to my friend Google, I have finally figured out what "all het up" means.

http://www.wordreference.com/definition/het+up

All het up, Brent. :-D

[CPEditor]

Listen, buddy, we're thrilled for you, really we are, but there's no need to get all stirred up about it.

[Don]

Now we just need to figure out what (Stet) means.....

[Laurie]

Now we just need to figure out what (Stet) means.....

From dictionary.com:
stet - To direct that a letter, word, or other matter marked for omission or correction is to be retained. Used in the imperative. To nullify (a correction or deletion) in printed matter.

Who looks up words on google?