d4vendel
12-20-2004, 09:23 PM
Here are a few to get started:
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
--Dave Barry
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan."
--A. Whitney Brown
"Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
--Dave Barry
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan."
--A. Whitney Brown
"Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain