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Rono
01-31-2005, 08:45 PM
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of
breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in
the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said,
"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This
bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with
the same cow every time."