The moral of the story...

[Rono]

Little Johnny sees Daddy's car passing the playground and go into the
woods.

Curious he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace.

For little Johnny, this is so exciting that he can hardly contain
himself and runs home
He finds his Mother and starts to tell her what he saw.............

"MOMMY MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDDY
AND.................."

"Slow down", she tells Johnny as she wants to hear the story.

Then Johnny says; "I was at the playground when I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods.

I went back to look for him and saw him giving Aunty Jane a big kiss.

Then he helped her take off her skirt then Aunty Jane helped Daddy
take off his pants.

Aunty Jane then laid down on the seat and then
Daddy....................

At this point Mommy cuts him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting
story,suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime to see the look
on Daddy's face when
you tell it tonight."

Later that night at the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell
his story.

Johnny starts the story describing the car going into the woods, the undressing,

the laying down on the seat and.............................

"then Daddy and Aunty Jane did the same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill
used to do when
Daddy was in the army!"


And the Moral is - Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before interrupting.