Classic Quote

[dhyatt]

...I would sooner lick a leper than ally myself with those slobbering troglodytes.

From thread discussing WCPSS:
http://carypolitics.org/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=12947#12947

[dhyatt]

Well sure enough the wires from the extension cord came clear out of the power connector and caused some serious shorting. And then not thinking any further I picked up the power cord to take a look at it...

From New Police Chief thread:
http://carypolitics.org/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1272

[johnb]

"I don't know how it started, the bed was on fire when I lay down on it!"

[kellyc]

Hey John

Dont you have some lepers to be licking????

[Don]

you volunteering Kel? :wink:

[kellyc]

Your sick Don :-)

[Wuptdo]

This is Off thread, but.........

I don't know how it started, the bed was on fire when I lay down on it!"

Writer Faith McNulty, 86, died 17 April 2005. Her most famous book: The Burning Bed. That book lead to the movie, which many consider to be the foundation of the "Lifetime" Network.

Wuptdo B-)

[kellyc]

This is Off thread, but.........

I don't know how it started, the bed was on fire when I lay down on it!"

Writer Faith McNulty, 86, died 17 April 2005. Her most famous book: The Burning Bed. That book lead to the movie, which many consider to be the foundation of the "Lifetime" Network.

Wuptdo B-)

You know I was just a youngun when that movie came out, and it affected me to the point where I assumed every man with a comb over like that was mean and beat his wife. Young and impressionable.

[johnb]

What in the hell are you people talking about?

It was on fire when I lay down on it is the name of a book by Robert Fulgrhum.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0804105820/102-0711170-7986550?v=glance

It was a collection of lighthearted essays on absurdities in life.

[Brent]

It was a collection of lighthearted essays on absurdities in life.

a.k.a "CP classic quotes in life". :-D

[Wuptdo]

JohnB wrote:

It was a collection of lighthearted essays on absurdities in life.

I thought this was a "collection on absurdities in life."

http://www.darwinawards.com/

"Commenorating individuals who improve our gene pool...by removing themselves from it!"

or maybe this:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0743222245/002-1205070-0529615?v=glance

:D :D :D

Wuptdo B-)

[johnb]

No Wup,

The autobiographical hagiography of Saint Hillary the Bitch is not a "lighthearted look at the absurdities of life." I think you are confusing comedy and irony on the one hand with ruthessness, cunning, and hate on the other.