Rono
04-12-2005, 04:14 PM
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider
a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with
her girlfriends when an exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could
not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies
for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the co ndition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed
a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider
a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with
her girlfriends when an exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could
not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies
for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the co ndition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed
a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."