Where is Vol 3 Issue 1???

[dhyatt]

I have advised CP Editor that the natives are restless and that requests for the next issue of CP News are filling my already overloaded inbox...

[Anonymous]

I thought that CP Editor was locked in the Sistine Chapel voting for a new pope.

[Anonymous]

No, I was wrong. CP Editor has been in LA shopping around a movie treatment about a wacko restaurant reviewer and his close relationship with his cat.

[CPEditor]

Gee, people, me and my staff go on a brief special assignment and you people can't get along without your newspaper and then you start spreading rumors about me.

You'll get your newspaper soon, but I expect all of you to nominate me for a Pulitzer. Or at least one of those proclamation things from Mayor McAnakin.