Cary News: May 12, 2005

[Spiros]

Congratulations to Rachel Hyatt, Cary Academy Class of 2005! :)

I am sure that Admin Hyatt and Margaret are extremely proud. :D

Heck they will probably save on tuition when Rachel starts at NCSU. :-D

I get to celebrate a 5th grade graduation in about 2 weeks and freak out during the middle school years in WCPSS. :o

Spencer

[Brent]

And let's recognize JohnB for his letter to the editor.

[Don]

While not a CPer, I was glad to read about Michael Schlink in the Cary News this week. Michael was a very involved citizens advocate here in Cary until he moved to Morrisville a while back. I am very pleased to see he is just as involved in Morrisville as he was here in Cary. Way to go Mike.

[johnb]

In my best Elvis voice:

Why, thank you, thank you very much....

[washere]

Congratulations to Rachel Hyatt, Cary Academy Class of 2005!

I am sure that Admin Hyatt and Margaret are extremely proud.

Heck they will probably save on tuition when Rachel starts at NCSU.
Some pointers:
-Consult Char before scheduling chemistry section. Extra tip: make sure chem prof speake de english. General scheduling tip: grade distribution reports for all of the professors are online, you just have to know where to find them. :wink:

-Take flip flops for the shower, and disinfect flip flops after every shower. Last I was there (wow, it doesn't seem like it's been 3 years already!) they were down to cleaning the community showers once a week. Clorox is Rachel's friend.

-Don't bother buying meals at Fountain Dining Hall (I can LITERALLY count on one hand the number of meals I ate there the ENTIRE time I was at State. My parents bought me the 19 meals a week plan 8O . I hope they aren't reading this..... :oops: ).

-Females should avoid the health center. Seriously. Every conceivable maladay results in a pregnancy test. Sample exchange:

Char: I think I may have broken my ankle back there when I tripped on that crack in the sidewalk because I can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Nurse: When was your last period?

Char: What!? I'm here because I'm a clutz. Now how about fixing my ankle?

Nurse: Pee in the cup.

3 HOURS later

Nurse: Well it looks like you're not pregnant, but we'd like to screen you for STDs. What seems to be the problem?

Char: :roll:

A couple months later:

Char: I think I have a sinus infection.

Nurse: Are you sexually active?

Char: :roll:

Now, if I were exaggerating it wouldn't be so funny. Perhaps NCSU is in another budget crisis because of all the unnecessary pregnancy tests they force on the female population.

-Lee Hall was infested with cockroaches my ENTIRE tenure at State. No reason to think that ever changed.

And the most important thing:
***Homeless people roam Hillsborough Street harrassing students (especially ladies, at night!) for money. Tell Rachel she is NEVER EVER EVER allowed over there alone at night. Seriously. Have her practice and perfect her response, "Mister, unless you've got a swipee machine that accepts dining dollars, I can't help you."***