This would make a funny book, this little Enronesque scandal, the corruption, fraud, and wholesale destruction of Other People's Money. Clubber Lang wanted to make a quick buck and didn't care who he lied to or screwed along the way. Jim Goonight wanted in on Lang's get rich(er) quick scheme and lost almost half a billion dollars along the way, Peter Lay, Eric Fichter, all them Playas with all their bling, hustlin' and stealin'.

By the way, who was the executive that was sexually harassing Carter?